Sometimes I don’t want to explain my mood to anyone and I want to be quiet but then people think that’s a personal attack on them like nah don’t flatter yourself I wouldn’t silence myself on your account I just don’t feel like talking right now
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If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.